Friday, August 18, 2006


I have noticed lately that omg! I am a freak!

Claudia showed me all about and well, I am now obsessed. There are like two of you out there that I haven't the faintest clue who you are but...

it says you have been on my blog for 23 hours 4 minutes and 20 seconds and umm...

that sort of...i dunno...wigs me out?

Anyway, this obsessive checking of my stats has also made me realize that I have quite a number of neuroses...quirks, if you will. *cough*

  1. I refresh all day long

  2. I check my blog for comments EVENTHOUGH I have it set up to email me when someone comments. (and btw. COMMENT YA TURDS)

  3. I worry about whether or not I locked my car..all. the. time.

  4. I set and check my alarm clock at least 5 times before I am satisfied that it is set. And yet? I still somehow screw it up and end up late to work occassionally

  5. at 1/2 of a tank I start to worry about getting stranded with no gas. I never have less than 1/4 of a tank.

  6. When I have like 5 cigarettes left in my pack, I'm like "OH NO! What if I run out before the end of the day! and then go in to conserve mode

  7. After I smoke for the last time at night, when I am home alone, I do this thing where I lock the back door and turn off the light, put the key on the table and walk to the end of the kitchen, turn off the light, pause, turn the light back on, turn around and check to see if I locked the door. Then I put the alarm on, turn the light off, put it back on, turn around and check again. Turn the light off. Then I walk to the hallway, put the stair light on, turn the foyer light on check that the front door is locked, turn the foyer light off, back on and check, back off and walk upstairs. Yes, I am serious.

  8. I am anal about having 39028420498 windows open on my computer. Must keep it all neat and tidy

  9. Also anal about the order of my databases that are open. again, neat and tidy!

  10. I cannot work until my desk is neat and tidy

  11. If I write a post-it and it is messy, I rewrite...sometimes I do it more than once

  12. I have found myself rewriting meeting notes. cuz! omg! messy!

  13. Dishes must be done the same night. The boyfriend and I have different views on the subject and have had heated debates. Yet? When he is out of town, I don't really care so much.

  14. I find myself washing my hands twice in a row each time I go to the bathroom. I only do it at work (the twice part, I mean).

  15. Oh yeah, this stuff too

yup. still a weirdo.


  1. You are freakin hillarious, crazy girl!!! I love you!

  2. It's official. You're crazy. Like, the cute 'spring-like' white jacket (w/the arms strapped down) is made to order for you.

    I'm going to try to pin point my neurosis' (what's plural? neurosi'?) too. The list could be pretty long though.

    I feel you on a few of these though, the alarm thing, freaks me out a bit (not as much as you, hence your white jacket) too. The dishes need to be done and once I get cleaning each night, sometimes it doesn't stop. I haven't always been this way though so I don't know what happend. I start on one thing and it just continues till I'm satisfied and so proud of how the house looks. Last night I started at 9ish, and kept on till almost 1:30.

    Wow, do I ramble in your comments box or what. OH, speaking of, I'm also neurotic about checking back to see if the blog host has replied to my comments. ((narrowing eyes))

    How ya feeling today, btw? No longer walking around w/both hands protecting your 'suzy' from any possible accidental brush ups against her? ((snicker)) You poor thing. Harms, come on, try it once? Porn star, please?

  3. Sweet, I look good in white.

    neuroses is plural :)

    oh heheh oopsy (quickly clicks post comment link) hi!

    Im good actually. I was pretty much fine by the time I got home, which is pretty shocking.

    Ya! Do it! Harms! Harms! Harms! Harms!

  4. Anonymous3:56 PM

    You bonerhead!!

  5. I so love knowing I'm not the only one... be my partner in freakshow-ness?


  6. IT WILL NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    love you gys too much though!! BRAVE STRONG HAIRLESS WOMEN!!!

  7. I think she's serious.


  8. and j. yes absolutely.