So, I have started an entry every day since my last posting.
I click on new entry and then
hey so, my blog's name isn't that far off after all huh?
oh and also?
Dear Man driving VW
bugbeetle (whatever it is!) this morning,
Sweet sweet fellow, I realize that you got up on time, and you have your morning coffee and all is right with the world, and whenever you get to work is when you get to work. But--and trust me when I say this--this is not the case for everyone.
It really is imperative that you drive faster than this.
Traffic? Meh. I understand the complacency, but...seriously? Reading the newspaper? Is that not a steering wheel in front of you? You are letting all the goobers in because you are not paying attention!
Yes love, we are merging, true. But that really doesn't mean you need to let the ENTIRE lane in.
SERIOUSLY STOP READING AND EFFING DRIVE MOTOEIUR(O#*UT)#(IURPOEKR.
Oh and? Your hair looks beauuuuutiful, stop primping! You Self-centeredPieceof0w8eut90w84eut0o9wiutfgo0weu9g!
Ticked off Chick behind you
P.S. You car is for girls. It comes with a flower. A. FLOWER.
UPDATE: ok,the car comes with a vase for a flower. semantics. ITS STILL FOR A FLOWER! YOU GIRL!
ok I feel all better now.