Tuesday, February 27, 2007

6 months Bitches!

Sunday was officially six months since I quit smoking.

and while I have had a handful of indiscretions...It fucking counts dude. IT. FUCKING. COUNTS.

Seriously, don't piss me off man, I'll chew your hand off. Hell I'd figure out a way to smoke your hand.

... Hey, did I mention how bad I suddenly want a goddamn cigarette...Came on strong on Sunday and all I can come up with is that it is 6 months. BF, of course, scoffed at the idea that my subconscious could possibly know that it is 6 months. This is where we started arguing. about nothing. CUZ I HAVE A SHORT TEMPER RIGHT NOW DUE TO ME FIENING LIKE A...

LIKE A...

well like an addict :(

*sigh* Longing, thy name is Philip Morris. I hate you by the way Phil. Hate.

but uhm, can i bum a smoke? I was only kidding just then. NoNoNo. Who said hate!?! Don't be crazy. I luvs you. No really... <3.

Seriously. gimme a cigarette.

I'm not afraid to use violence, ya know. I row now. Im totally badass *flex*

*twitch* I can get through this *twitch*

4 comments:

  1. I'm so proud you made it 6 months. Having gone through one person close to my quiting smoking, I can tell you what great fun it is. Keep strong. or something

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  2. congrats chickadee...it's been over 2 years for me...I fully understand the accomplishment!

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  3. man i am jellis. but i'll sit here and smoke and say that...

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  4. Bitch.

    Oh, I mean. Hey friend! Can I have one of those?!

    Pretty Please?

    Bitch? Who said Bitch?! Pffft. You are hearing things!

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