Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Tips to Prevent PMS

I saw these words in my inbox and thought "yes! finally! *fistpump*" and eagerly clicked the link. I figured I'd read some things I already know, like avoid caffeine, avoid foods high in sodium, exercise, drink water, etc. But I figured surely, since they bothered to take the time to send out an email, they would have a few new kernels of wisdom.

Right? Well, here's their wisdom.

AND I QUOTE:
Because doctors are not exactly sure what causes PMS, there is no way to prevent it. However, you may be able to alleviate some PMS symptoms by leading a healthier lifestyle.

Well knock me down and slap me silly, thats INCREDIBLY USEFUL INFO. THANKS EVER SO MUCH FOR SENDING OUT THAT EMAIL.

5 comments:

  1. DAMN!!!!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!! DAMN!!!!!!
    I was really hoping for something good, cause I am right there!!!!!

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  2. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?

    Why even send the e-mail?

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  3. What? Since when do doctors not know our screaming hormones are what causes us to want to choke the living crap out of the nearest male person once a month? I thought that was common knowledge.

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  4. I'm just as perplexed as you guys...here's the URL.

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  5. Anonymous12:51 PM

    I'm pretty sure living with Hotty Hubby and the Spawnlings are what cause my PMS. Maybe if I find a cure to them, I'll be set.

    What an incredibly useful email.

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