Monthly Roadtrip to VA: Highlights

1. Packing the night before is ingenious, why didn't I think of this sooner?


2. Gassing up the night before, also brilliant


3. Bon Jovi's Slippery When Wet is amazingly entertaining on a long drive


4. Driving in high winds requires two hands, moron


5. Cops seen: 2335678901


6. Tickets acquired: 0 *fist pump*


7. Speaking of fist pump, what is it about Bon Jovi that makes me do odd things with my hands? Fist pump, meaninful pointing, etc. (I mean really, how else would you sing Living on a Prayer?)


8. Note to self: When you leave earlier, you encounter assloads of traffic


9. Drove by an accident where a tree had fallen on a moving vehicle. Yowzah.


10. Did the whole "Holy Shit dude, if I hadn't stopped to pee, that totally coulda been me!


11. Turning up Bon Jovi LOUDER helps stifle the drama queen.


12. Switching to Al Greene while moving a whole 2 mph on 95 calms the beast within. Car dancing does a lot for the soul.


13. Upping water intake has adverse affects on making trip in 5.5 hours.


14. Saw a pink and purple striped AND checkered car. No lie. Driver was serious about it too.


15. Taking pics of said car with iPhone in windy conditions? Not so brilliant. Nor fruitful. Did get a picture of my rear view mirror though.


16. Driving headaches are the awesome.


17. Is can be go home time now pls?