The girl you see in the car? Waving her hands around and yelling at no one with her windows up? Thats not me. No no no, I mean it is me it's just not who I imagine my non-smoker self being.
Yet on the way to drop my poor little kegOfSunshine at home friday mid-morning you could hear me saying:
"go. go! GO! GOOOO! FUUUUUUUUUUCKING GOOOO!!!!!" while wildly flashing my lights cuz FREAKING GO ALREADY DONT YOU SEE ME STOPPING FOR HALF A SECOND TO LET YOU IN.
I need some goddamn yoga or something.
sheesh.
The funny thing is? As sooon as I did that, kegOfSunshine looks over at me in her pain and extreme nausea and busts out with "HAHAHAHAHAAHA"
which made me realize how ridiculous I am being.
After dropping her off, I put the Squizz on and did my best to not pay attention to ALL THE GODDAMN IDIOTS ON THE ROAD.
WHY CANT YOU OPERATE YOUR VEHICLE PERFECTLY LIKE ME!
GOD.
hey, at least im not smoking though. Count your friggin lucky stars damnit.
xo,
Tricia
P.S. You are right, I should probably opt for a calmer, less angry XM Radio channel. But. I don't wanna. so suck it.
P.P.S. Yes, Ok, signing up for Yoga today.
I'm on the countdown to quit day. Have Allen Carr's "Easy Way to Quit Smoking" staring back at me from my desk. Eyeing me, like I broke it's spine or something.
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i fucking totally agree...people can't drive.
ReplyDeletefuck them.
First of all, THANK YOU!!! And I was laughing cause you are funny, very funny yelling at everyone and SERIOUS about it!!! I love driving with you!!! I only wish the people could hear you and yes, much better then smoking.
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