I am honestly still trying though. really.
Yes, I am aware that I did not post yesterday too. Stop being a tattletale.
So I joined a bowling league! First game/meet-up/match/whatever you wanna call it was last night.
I must tell you that I am the epitomy of perfect bowling form and motion. really. REALLY! OK so I'm not. at.all.
I bowl sorta uh backwards. First, I am a "righty" but I do everything else with my left. This includes bowling.
Second, Ya know how bowlers sorta have the ball like in the palm of their hand and the ball is facing the ceiling and they throw it with so much grace and end it with a bend back-kick type movement?
here's how i do it:
- I grab the ball and step up to platform. With appropriate fingers in appropriate holes I hold the ball close to my chin, "visualizing my move." With my other hand, I lovingly cup the ball (dude, 8 lbs is heavy! Shutup, yes i said EIGHT pounds.)
- Then I make sure bowlers on either side of me are not preparing to also bowl cuz! Bowling etiquette hello!
- and the "walk" begins. This is basically me dropping the ball to my side, walking up to the lane
- at the last minute I go hey! I should swing! so I swing my arm. Note: my palm is facing the back of the room and the ball is facing the ground (hello. backwards)
- then i let'er go. due to backwards-ness of the form, the ball has this backwards rotation on it and seems to slow.down. as it gets to the pins.
- last night I noticed that I added this sorta kicking out of my back leg, like straight behind me, superman style. sweeeet. i am graceful.
*bow* its pure genius no?
My average you ask? Well you know it was the first game, establishing handicaps and all and uhh *cough*85*cough*
yeah i suck. whatever. as if you expected anything less ;)
I also have bowling thumb. In which the inside of my thumb is all tender and overly warm and sore and sorta hurts slightly when I bend it.
God, I am such a princess. "ohh my thumb hurts! *pout* wahhhh!"